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Rihanna’s Pot-Smoking Character is the Best Part of Ocean’s 8

By | June 13th, 2018|art, featured, Movies, musicians, review, Rihanna|

Somewhere near the end of Ocean’s 8, I choked up a little. Surprised and a little embarrassed by my tears, I stayed in my seat as the credits rolled and the theater cleared out. It took me a minute to compose myself when the movie was over, and another for me to assess why, exactly, [...]

Cinema Stoner: Wonder Woman & Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies Sativa

By | June 5th, 2017|Culture, Movies, review|

Who can resist Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies? I can make a box disappear in twenty minutes. The same rule applies to the sativa strain bearing the same name as America’s favorite 1120-calorie snack. Once I smoked this weed, I could not stop until the eighth was just another 50 dollars evaporated into my mind. Then [...]

Cinema Stoner: Pirates of the Caribbean 5 & OG Kush Edible

By | May 26th, 2017|Culture, Movies, review|

Like the majority of the population, my love for the first Pirates of the Caribbean film dissipated quickly with the subsequent sequels, a mash of waterlogged mythology cut with the mannered kookiness that torpedoed Johnny Depp’s career. So I approached the fifth installment—Dead Men Tell No Tales—with sheer dread. Prior to the screening, I nervously [...]

Cinema Stoner: Alien: Covenant & Purple Jack Hybrid

By | May 19th, 2017|Culture, Movies, review|

  It’s apparently really damn hard to make a great Alien movie. An oddly engrossing but aimless sequel to Prometheus, Alien: Covenant answers most of the mysteries of that much-derided film in a series of anti-climactic reveals, sandwiched between B-grade sci-fi visuals and decent sequences of outright gore.  A workmanlike horror blockbuster like Covenant requires [...]

Cinema Stoner: King Arthur & Strawberry Cough Sativa

By | May 16th, 2017|Culture, Movies, review|

  It brings me no pleasure to review Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. It brings me even less pleasure to report on a disappointing sativa. But being an adult who regularly smokes weed and then sees movies, I have an obligation to my craft. Onward. Strawberry Cough sativa is about as close [...]

Cinema Stoner: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 & Pink Lady Hybrid

By | May 8th, 2017|Culture, Movies, review|

Smoking on the streets of New York is like playing Assassins’s Creed—commit crime, avoid authorities, hide from sight in the city’s grid. Thankfully, on my way to Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, the midtown pavement was pounding with rain. My umbrella provided excellent cover for burning down a gram of the sweetly fragrant Pink [...]

Cinema Stoner: Free Fire & Sour Diesel

By | April 21st, 2017|Culture, Movies, review|

Is there a reason Oscar Winner™ Brie Larson’s eyes open 25 percent more than everyone else’s? All her characters wander in a state of semi-astonishment, infusing each performance with a wide-eyed affectation. Larson’s caffeinated eyelids stand out even more in Ben Wheatley’s Free Fire, a solid mashup of Reservoir Dogs and The Hunger Games. The [...]

A 420 Classic: Add ‘Grow House’ to Your Stoner Movie Collection

By | April 20th, 2017|420, Culture, Grow House, HomepageHero, Movies, review, stoner flick|

On Monday night, the scent of solidarity and good vibes permeated throughout the Bruin Theater in Westwood, where hundreds of cannabis enthusiasts, activists and professionals gathered to watch DJ Pooh’s latest creation, Grow House. Sitting among so many like-minded individuals, I must admit that I felt honored to be a part of the event. Four rows [...]

Cinema Stoner: The Fate of the Furious & Skywalker OG

By | April 14th, 2017|Culture, Movies, review|

Watching The Fate of the Furious is also simultaneously forgetting it in real time. This was absolutely aided by consumption of Skywalker OG, a forbidding but pleasant indica that obliterates short-term memory like so many Alderaans. The Fate of the Furious picks up a few months after Vin Diesel’s tearful beachside farewell to deceased franchise [...]